Lady with too much perfume enters the store:
"HOW YOU DOIN' TONIGHT?!?"
"Uh...im fine. How are you?" (I honestly dont care how you are but i have the habit of greeting customers in the same way they greet me. If someone says "Howdy" or "Sup?" i usually reply with the exact same thing... kinda like a parrot. An overweight, homicidal parrot.)
"OOooOOOOooooooOhhh Hoooney, tonights the night. Ima win me some money, get fucked up and get laid!"
Before i could conjur up an image in my mind of what kind of creature would plant his penis inside of this beast she decided to describe him for me... I'll spare you the details about his "wrongful conviction", tattoos, and muscles and get straight to the point: "He's got a big ol' dick!"
Awesome. I now have enough details to fuel my nightmares for many moons to come. Thanks.
You call it strange. I call it Saturday.
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